Real life Super Mario Bros. reentactment

Holy cow this made me laugh.
Real life Super Mario Bros.

I have returned with a joke.

Well it's been some time since I last wrote. Last marking period of school is always the most hectic. 23 days and counting down. Three Mondays left, five Fridays. But who's counting really?!
I've been up to a lot of stuff, none of which are worth mentioning. Unless you want to hear about my vocal chort retardation. I didn't think so.
Here's a joke though.
What do you call a psychic midget who escapes prison?
A small medium at large.
Thank you. I'm here all night. Try the veal, it's excellent.