Underrated

Things that are underrated time and time again:
1) Pockets. Think of this next time you have a tissue you want to hang on to, or a phone number you want ot save.
2) Down comforters. You could wear nothing under one and still feel hot.
3) Umbrellas. They keep you dry. Who knew!
4) Whiteout. We all make mistakes. White out covers them. The best thing to do to a mistake. Cover them up and pretend they never happened. It's the American way.
5) Costco roasted chicken. Easy. Cheap. Tasty. Great to make sandwiches and soup. I give it 4 1/2 stars (minus the half because the juices have dripped out onto my shoes before. not so cool or yummy).
6) Rutgers football. They are 5 and 2 people! Do I smell a Bowl?? Oh wait, that's just my cup o' soup.
7) Dry erase boards. Not just for your dorm room anymore. Use them to harass your significant other or to yell at him for not being your biatch.
8) Alcohol-free lip balm. Listen to me on this one! Boycott Chapstick and all of those fruity smelly Bonnie Bell. Their primary ingredients are alcohol which dries out your lips, causing you to want to use more and more chapstick. It's a vicious cycle that compels you to buy chapstick and use it ALL THE TIME! You should be applying several times throughout the course of the day. By several I mean five or six, not two dozen. So adhere to my advice and use vaseline, Burt's bees or anything organcic or all natural.
That's all I got.