Happy St. Patty's!

St. Patty's day makes me think of limericks.
Here are some for a good laugh. Have a pint and enjoy the best thing the Irish have to offer next to U2.

(orginal Sideris material)
Guy from Prague
There once was a guy from Prague.
Who jabbed little guys with his hog.
"We've had enough,"
They said with a puff.
And ripped the hog off with a log.

Man from Yemen
There once was a man from Yemen.
Whose balls were so big he could bounce 'em.
He said with a smirk,
As his arm gave a jerk,
"Want to play ball? You can catch them."

Guy named Greg
There once was a pauper named Greg
Who accidentally broke his left leg.
He slipped on the ice
Not once, but thrice
Take no pity on him, I beg.

Boy from uphill
There once was a boy from uphill.
Who'ld slide down for mere thrill.
One day it was quite icy,
Although he smirked nicely
He slid by screaming "I'm ill."

(Samples- not mine. That's why these are funny.)
Lady named Jill
There was a horny young lady named Jill,
Who fucked dynamite sticks for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil!

Old Man of Ely
There was an old man of Ely
Who spoke to his wife in Swahili;
For as she could speak
Only English and Greek,
He could use it to swear at her freely.

Woman named Jeannie
There was a young woman named Jeannie
Who sobbed to her date, "You're a meanie.
You claim you're a stud
But, oh, what a dud!
Your prick is a real teeny-weeny."

Man from Cheaney
There once was a man from Cheaney
Who spilled some gin on his weenie.
Lacking in couth,
He added vermouth
And slipped his wife a martini!