Random Reasons I Hate People

My most recent rant on reasons I hate certain people.

1. They smell funny. And it's not a body odor smell, or a wrong perfume for their body chemistry smell....just one of those food and shampoo smell all mixed together with a hint of coffee.
2. Inconsiderate folks whose actions say "fuck you" but whose words avoid any confrontation.
3. Incessant talking... stories I've heard before, about people I don't know, on topics I could give a goat's nuts about.
4. Those who insist on being right, when they really know they're wrong.
5. People who are always the victim. "Oh feel sorry for me. My life is tough and I got a paper cut this morning." Boo-fucking-hoo. I'm as compassionate as the new fella, but when will you stop being the victim and get the hell on with your life. We're all dealt difficult hands in life and you know what we do? We roll with what we're given.
6. People who try to finish my sentences. They're my sentences, don't try to finish them. Makes me talk faster to get it out before they try to add on the ending of every other word. Makes me want to think of unusual words and directions for the sentences to go in. Throw them off.
7. "Oh boo hoo I am so poor. I can't go out to dinner or spend the way you do, but did you see my new ride and oh, I just needed a new cell phone along with all these dvds and video games and of course I can't live without my tivo...
8. People who think they can be sarcastic with me the first time I meet them. If I say, "Nice meeting you." Your response should be, "Same here." Not "The pleasure was NOT mine." You know what response you'll get from me? One that goes like this, "Fuck off."
9. Those who discourage themselves and others.
10. Close talkers. I can hear you just as well from over there. You don't need to use my nose as a mike.