F--- Tuesdays and everything that comes with them.

Ten thing I hate (in no particular order)
1) People with snide attitudes. Like secretaries who sit in front of a screen all day then have the audacity to tell me that my students must not know the rules since I have been catching cell phone and I-pod perpetrators in my class. Ass-hole!
2) Allergy shots. Especially when reacting to one and practically not being able to swallow. Not fun.
3) People who cut you off then decide the speed limit should be 10 mph. More assholes.
4) Nasty ass, just-out-of-juvie students who sit in the back of the class and suck in their phlegm then proceed to clear their throat by pushing the phlegm out through their mouth. Tissues, we use them to blow our noses.
5) People who make and burn microwave popcorn in the facultyroom. Stinks up everywhere. Makes me never want to eat popcorn again.
6) Guys who wear short shorts to the gym. Honestly, seeing crusty nutsacks just ain't making me motivated to much more than falling to the floor and banging my head with a dumbbell.
7) My alarm at 6:05am, unless it's Cheap Trick "I want you to want me"
8) MRI machines. Even the "open" ones. They are still I------I yah far from your face. Lies.
9) Dead squirrel floating around in a lidless garbage can in my backyard.
10) Lack of snow days this year. It's only February. Let it snow already.