People on crack proclaim muffin joke to be lame

Believe it or not but a few foolish few have come out of the woodworks, (all of a sudden they feel brave because they know I won't hurt them since they are prego or otherwise insane) to tell me that my muffin joke is not funny. That's like saying Marilyn Monroe wasn't beautiful or Elvis wasn't talented or McGreevey wasn't a flaming chocolate filled doughnut lover. How can the muffin joke not be funny? It's not even an opinion, it just is. It's a given. Nevertheless, I am leaving it up to you, those who post comments, those who care to. Is the muffin joke funny (please remember the delivery).
And the joke: Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Whew, it sure is hot in here." The other muffin turns and says, "AHHHH!! A talking muffin!"
There you have it. I'll be here all week. Try the veal it's excellent.