They should make a fwd about this...
So you know all those phony fwds asking if you truly know your friends. Then you fwd these dumb questions to them after you answer them---asking your favorite cereal or what your preference is when it comes to iced drinks.
Well screw that b.s. How about some real good stuff...stuff we don't talk about enough. Stuff you probably would get a bit squirmish talking about, just because. And so the lovely void of the blog helps me post these without any insecurities or fear of judgments.
1- I love using random punctuation when I write... Anything that strays from the period- maybe a semi-colon or a colon. I love the dash-it makes me feel happy.
2- Fast cars, crotch-rocket bikes, guns and buffalo wings all get me riled up.
3-I have a phobia of toilets after dark. Seriously, it's the strangest thing. I can't pinpoint it. But I am scared a strange hand is going to reach up and grab ahold of my butt, pulling me into oblivion.
4-I have a choreographed number to "Don't cha" (wish your girl friend was hot like me...)It includes much bumping and grinding and me looking like an agitated exotic dancer. Sizzling hot! not so much
5- I saw my first penis at age 10. It belonged to my uncle. The door flung open, I just so happened to be strolling by. It was scary. I've been damaged ever since. Maybe the toilet phobia stems from the penis scare? hmm...
6-For some obsessive reason I can only truly enjoy water and milk out of a mug, not a glass.
7-I once scrubbed a toilet bowl with this biatch's toothbrush. What? She was a biatch. And a liar at that.
8-I wash my hands over 15 times day. I do work in a school.
9-An inexplicable warmth of happiness filled my cheeks the other day. I received my first rejection letter from a publication. At least I'm finally fucking trying and not wasting away to a pile of hopeless words and unused ideas.
10- "Fuck" in one of my favorite words to use as an adjective or adverb...I'm not so all about using it in the direct action of fucking oneself or getting fucked.
Well screw that b.s. How about some real good stuff...stuff we don't talk about enough. Stuff you probably would get a bit squirmish talking about, just because. And so the lovely void of the blog helps me post these without any insecurities or fear of judgments.
1- I love using random punctuation when I write... Anything that strays from the period- maybe a semi-colon or a colon. I love the dash-it makes me feel happy.
2- Fast cars, crotch-rocket bikes, guns and buffalo wings all get me riled up.
3-I have a phobia of toilets after dark. Seriously, it's the strangest thing. I can't pinpoint it. But I am scared a strange hand is going to reach up and grab ahold of my butt, pulling me into oblivion.
4-I have a choreographed number to "Don't cha" (wish your girl friend was hot like me...)It includes much bumping and grinding and me looking like an agitated exotic dancer. Sizzling hot! not so much
5- I saw my first penis at age 10. It belonged to my uncle. The door flung open, I just so happened to be strolling by. It was scary. I've been damaged ever since. Maybe the toilet phobia stems from the penis scare? hmm...
6-For some obsessive reason I can only truly enjoy water and milk out of a mug, not a glass.
7-I once scrubbed a toilet bowl with this biatch's toothbrush. What? She was a biatch. And a liar at that.
8-I wash my hands over 15 times day. I do work in a school.
9-An inexplicable warmth of happiness filled my cheeks the other day. I received my first rejection letter from a publication. At least I'm finally fucking trying and not wasting away to a pile of hopeless words and unused ideas.
10- "Fuck" in one of my favorite words to use as an adjective or adverb...I'm not so all about using it in the direct action of fucking oneself or getting fucked.
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9:28 PM
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