My secrets revealed....

In the same vein of a true catharsis, I feel the need to lay bare before you all that has ever been confidential.

My secrets revealed:
1- I like Nickelback. ( I know. I'm so ashamed. If you can't bear to read on...I understand. It's a filthy secret. I had to get it out in the open. I feel like the weight of the world has been lifted off my shoulder. I do not own an album.)
2- I don't wash my hair every day, and sometimes not every other day. It looks best on day 3.
3- I listen to Yanni when I do work. (even when I don't do work; I like to have him playing in the background. Did you know he is Greek?)
4- I once clogged a school bathroom. The ones that could suck your left butt cheek while you're busy pulling your pants up. Yeah, that was me. I jammed one of those bad boys.
5- As a primary school student, the tv show Charles in Charge got me all excited. Charles was hot and so was that one sister played by Nicole Eggert.
6- "Ms. Lippy's car...is green!" That's right. I'm a Billy Madison fan.
7- I wear an ugly, hockey-playing mouth guard when I go to sleep. "It'sh sho hot. shlurp"
8- My favorite pj bottoms are a pair of Mets event staff boxers I've had since the 10th grade. (I still wear them.)
9- My first vibrator was a gift from a boyfriend who never got to share it with me. How life has a way of working itself out.
10- I can recite The Wizard of Oz. Really. The whole thing. I also know all the words to 2 Pac's "Brenda's got a baby".